• me: begins and finishes a book within a day
  • me: begins and finishes a book within three months

15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

shes-universal:

*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents

“If you look at the fact that you have a roof over your head, food to eat, that you are young and beautiful and live in a peaceful land, then no, you have nothing to be sad about. But the fact is, we are not only a physical body, we have souls too, and sometimes our souls get sick. If you break a leg you don’t just say ‘I have no reason to have a broken leg’ and ignore it; you seek help. It’s the same when your soul gets hurt. Don’t apologize for being sad.”

My doctor when I told her I had no reason to be sad (via hrive-ithiliel)

“Brazilians were supporting Germany’s NT. Why? 6 months ago the germans arrived in Santa Cruz Cabrália (Bahia, Brazil) and bought a lot and built a hotel, a health center, a football field, donated an ambulance to the town, created a full-time school program in Cabralia, made a road that led to their training center, didn’t bring german employees hiring about 250 Cabrália citizens in their training center. Then the Germany NT arrived and: When not training, they socialized with the citizens in the town or in the beach, partied with the citizens, were kind to the fans always talking to them/taking pictures with them. About the win against our team: they were respectful with us, said that their idols were brazilian legends and that we shouldn’t lose our pride. They are thankful for the way they were welcome here. And they’ll donate the things they built to the population. It’s impossible not to support these guys.”

I translated this because people think it’s just because they beat Argentina. It’s not. (via argentie)

  • me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
  • me: here read it

“please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me”

me every time I meet someone (via ink-its-art)

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

snazziest:

Imagine if teeth giggled when you brushed them because they’re ticklish

steveaph:

people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse